"What is it with McDonald's staff who pretend……" — Billy Connolly

"What is it with McDonald's staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you're ordering? It has to be a McChicken burger...a chicken burger gets blank looks. Well, I'll have a McStraw and jam it into your McEyes, you f**cking McTosser!"

— Billy Connolly

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Definition, rationality, and structure are ways of seeing, but they become prisons when they blank out other ways of seeing. — A. R. Ammons
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The past but lives in written words: a thousand ages were blank if books had not evoked their ghosts, and… — Francois Fenelon
Buzz so big I could probably sell a blank disc. — Drake

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