"So, have you heard about the oyster who……" — Billy Connolly
"So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel?"
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75 Quotes by Billy Connolly
Billy Connolly has 75 quotes on this site.
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I can't believe in Christianity, but I think Jesus was a wonderful teacher.
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I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and…
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When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would…
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All anyone really needs to know about barbed wire is that it can tear the arse out of your trousers,…
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What always staggers me is that when people blow their noses, they always look into their hankies to see what…
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Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?
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I hate all those weathermen, too, who tell you that rain is bad weather. There's no such thing as bad…
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I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.
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I’m actually pale blue: it takes me a week of sunbathing to turn white.
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Behind the proscenium arch, you can't always hear what people in the audience are saying.
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Did your mother never tell you not to drink on an empty head?
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More Disco Quotes
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one of 106 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Disco is just jitterbug.
— Fred Astaire
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GN'R was five guys who were all into different things. I liked pop and disco, Izzy was into New York…
— Steven Adler
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There's a good television programme called 'Disco 2.' It's quite good but again it's average, average. It's all on a…
— David Bowie
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Find your bliss and your joy, know that you are a white light disco ball with no ceilings and no…
— Kris Carr
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I enjoy creating all types of music and I take inspiration from everything around me. Its not about trends or…
— Unknown Author
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I come from a long line of teachers. Not only did I not go into the family business; I had…
— Cillian Murphy
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The artist I wanna be like is Michael Jackson. I'll get the house with the roller coaster and the rides…
— Lil Kim
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You know, your clothes may say disco, but your eyes say rock n roll.
— Unknown Author
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An actress should never, ever, be asked to run beside a van in red disco boots for more than about…
— Roger Ebert
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This ain't no party, this ain't no disco, this ain't no fooling around.
— David Byrne
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New York is like a disco, but without the music
— Elaine Stritch
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... I think the idea of crossing over is the ultimate expression of being ... Maybe it's time to play…
— Jeff Baxter
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