"I’m actually pale blue: it takes me a……" — Billy Connolly
"I’m actually pale blue: it takes me a week of sunbathing to turn white."
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75 Quotes by Billy Connolly
Billy Connolly has 75 quotes on this site.
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I can't believe in Christianity, but I think Jesus was a wonderful teacher.
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I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and…
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When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would…
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So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel?
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All anyone really needs to know about barbed wire is that it can tear the arse out of your trousers,…
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What always staggers me is that when people blow their noses, they always look into their hankies to see what…
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Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?
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I hate all those weathermen, too, who tell you that rain is bad weather. There's no such thing as bad…
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I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.
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Behind the proscenium arch, you can't always hear what people in the audience are saying.
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Did your mother never tell you not to drink on an empty head?
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More Blue Quotes
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It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and…
— Neil Armstrong
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I'm into a casual-dressing girl: blue jeans and a tank top is super sexy. But the sexiest thing on a…
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I live for those who love me, for those who know me true, for the heaven so blue above me,…
— George Linnaeus Banks
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Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
— L. Frank Baum
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Being a playwright is like the equivalent of doing a jigsaw puzzle that has 1,500 pieces, and it's a jigsaw…
— Lewis Black
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I had never done anything with blue screen before, or prosthetics, or anything like that. Lord of the Rings was…
— Cate Blanchett
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There are so many issues in our oceans - like the near extinction of blue fin tuna - that should…
— Heston Blumenthal
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I am Ecuadorian but people felt so safe passing me off as a skinny, blue-eyed white girl.
— Christina Aguilera
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Well, we know that people in Australia love the idea of both Impulse and Virgin Blue getting up and adding…
— Richard Branson
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When you love a man, he becomes more than a body. His physical limbs expand, and his outline recedes, vanishes.…
— Gwendolyn Brooks
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In '57, I got a job at the Blue Angel nightclub, and a gentleman named Ken Welch wrote all my…
— Carol Burnett
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A cat's rage is beautiful, burning with pure cat flame, all its hair standing up and crackling blue sparks, eyes…
— William S. Burroughs
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