"Did your mother never tell you not to……" — Billy Connolly

"Did your mother never tell you not to drink on an empty head?"

— Billy Connolly

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75 Quotes by Billy Connolly

Billy Connolly has 75 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

I can't believe in Christianity, but I think Jesus was a wonderful teacher.
I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and…
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would…
So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel?
All anyone really needs to know about barbed wire is that it can tear the arse out of your trousers,…
What always staggers me is that when people blow their noses, they always look into their hankies to see what…
Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?
I hate all those weathermen, too, who tell you that rain is bad weather. There's no such thing as bad…
I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.
I’m actually pale blue: it takes me a week of sunbathing to turn white.
Behind the proscenium arch, you can't always hear what people in the audience are saying.

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More Drink Quotes

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High thoughts must have high language. — Aristophanes
If you have children, you don't want to have drugs and drinks in the house. It's just not good. — Billie Joe Armstrong
Some books are undeservedly forgotten; none are undeservedly remembered. — Wystan Hugh Auden
It's frightening how easy it is to commit murder in America. Just a drink too much. I can see myself… — Wystan Hugh Auden
I can't drink whiskey like I used to back then, that's for sure. — Sebastian Bach
Age appears to be best in four things; old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to… — Francis Bacon
I don't have any particular thing I do ritualistically. I do the same thing every day. I get up. Drink… — Erykah Badu
I drink a bucket of white tea in the morning. I read about this tea of the Emperor of China,… — Antonio Banderas
A drink a day keeps the shrink away. — Edward Abbey
I juice a lot; I get as much protein as I can, because being a vegan, there isn't much protein.… — Travis Barker
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to… — Dave Barry
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. — Dave Barry

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