"Who discovered we could get milk from cows,……" — Billy Connolly
"Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?"
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75 Quotes by Billy Connolly
Billy Connolly has 75 quotes on this site.
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I can't believe in Christianity, but I think Jesus was a wonderful teacher.
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I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and…
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When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would…
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So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel?
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All anyone really needs to know about barbed wire is that it can tear the arse out of your trousers,…
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What always staggers me is that when people blow their noses, they always look into their hankies to see what…
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I hate all those weathermen, too, who tell you that rain is bad weather. There's no such thing as bad…
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I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.
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I’m actually pale blue: it takes me a week of sunbathing to turn white.
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Behind the proscenium arch, you can't always hear what people in the audience are saying.
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Did your mother never tell you not to drink on an empty head?
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More Cows Quotes
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one of 525 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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I'd never heard of the 'Lord of the Rings', actually. So I went to the bookstore and there it was,…
— Sean Astin
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Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows.
— Jim Bishop
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I do believe sometimes discipline is very important. I'm not just lying around like a lazy cow all the time.
— Bjork
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My dad was the manager at the 45,000-acre ranch, but he owned his own 1,200-acre ranch, and I owned four…
— Dave Brubeck
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It is unthinkable to have a British countryside that doesn't have actual functioning farmers riding tractors, cows in fields, things…
— Bill Bryson
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The mere brute pleasure of reading - the sort of pleasure a cow must have in grazing.
— Lord Chesterfield
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Some people regard private enterprise as a predatory tiger to be shot. Others look on it as a cow they…
— Winston Churchill
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You can only milk a cow so long, then you're left holding the pail.
— Hank Aaron
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"You got beef, bring your cow, I will cattle you"
— Lil Wayne
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To put the flesh of an animal into one's belly makes one an accessory after the fact of its slaughter,…
— Philip Kapleau
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Kiss till the cow comes home.
— Francis Beaumont
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The best way to control cow and sheep is to give them a big grazing field.
— Shunryu Suzuki
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