"I don't know why I should have to……" — Billy Connolly
"I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there."
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75 Quotes by Billy Connolly
Billy Connolly has 75 quotes on this site.
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I can't believe in Christianity, but I think Jesus was a wonderful teacher.
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I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and…
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When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would…
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So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel?
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All anyone really needs to know about barbed wire is that it can tear the arse out of your trousers,…
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What always staggers me is that when people blow their noses, they always look into their hankies to see what…
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Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?
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I hate all those weathermen, too, who tell you that rain is bad weather. There's no such thing as bad…
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I’m actually pale blue: it takes me a week of sunbathing to turn white.
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Behind the proscenium arch, you can't always hear what people in the audience are saying.
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Did your mother never tell you not to drink on an empty head?
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More Algebra Quotes
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Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies…
— Tim Allen
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In the algebra of psychology, X stands for a woman's heart.
— Ambrose Bierce
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Our problem is that we assume prayer is something to master the way we master algebra or auto mechanics. But…
— Richard J. Foster
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There is a science of getting rich, and it is an exact science, like algebra or arithmetic. There are certain…
— Wallace D. Wattles
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Science only means knowledge; and for [Greek] ancients it did only mean knowledge. Thus the favorite science of the Greeks…
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
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Astronomy, that micography of heaven, is the most magnificent of the sciences. ... Astronomy has its clear side and its…
— Victor Hugo
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If you could stop every atom in its position and direction, and if your mind could comprehend all the actions…
— Tom Stoppard
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The application of algebra to geometry ... has immortalized the name of Descartes, and constitutes the greatest single step ever…
— John Stuart Mill
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It is the facts that matter, not the proofs. Physics can progress without the proofs, but we can't go on…
— Richard P. Feynman
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Standard mathematics has recently been rendered obsolete by the discovery that for years we have been writing the numeral five…
— Woody Allen
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We may always depend on it that algebra, which cannot be translated into good English and sound common sense, is…
— William Kingdon Clifford
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Chemistry has the same quickening and suggestive influence upon the algebraist as a visit to the Royal Academy, or the…
— James Joseph Sylvester
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