Chicken Quotes

661 quotes by 552 authors

Eating chicken without skin is like riding a bike without wheels — Michael Symon
There are a few animals that have won themselves a bad reputation even though they have little or no effect on man. They have won… — Jacques Yves Cousteau
Chicken fizz! O Lord, protect all of us who toil in the vineyards of experimental chemistry! — Alan Bradley
Everybody's talking about the new democratic world and whether high fashion is relevant. But without high there is no low. I don't like to intellectualize.… — Alber Elbaz
Maybe youâ€™ll marry, maybe you wonâ€™t, maybe youâ€™ll have children, maybe you wonâ€™t, maybe youâ€™ll divorce at 40, maybe youâ€™ll dance the funky chicken on… — Mary Schmich
All I ever wanted was a Virginia farm, no end of cream and fresh butter and fried chicken - not one fried chicken, or two,… — Robert E. Lee
Like other Americans, I've reconciled myself to the idea that an animal's life has been sacrificed to bring me a meal of pork or chicken.… — Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.
Go on, try weasel, try squirrel; it tastes like chicken, it tastes just like chicken! If it tastes just like chicken, why don't you gimme… — Bobcat Goldthwait
Do you think to yourself, 'Wow, I saw this chicken and she was gorgeous?' — Les Dennis
Just to settle it once and for all: Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The egg, laid by a bird that was not… — Neil deGrasse Tyson
It's better to be the head of a chicken than the tail of a cow. — Stan Shih
I've never related to the work geek at all-it sounds much more horrible than nerd. Like a freak biting a chicken's head off in a… — Jonathan Lethem
An aristocracy in a republic is like a chicken whose head has been cut off: it may run about in a lively way, but in… — Nancy Mitford
There is so much blood on this chicken-killer's hands, a little more on his business suit won't hurt. — Bruce Friedrich
Do you know that fat little guy from Seinfeld? He has become the main pitchman for KFC, Jason Alexander. And beginning in May he is… — Dan Mathews
Writing doesn't require drive. It's like saying a chicken has to have drive to lay an egg. — John Updike
My mother, for example, told the German officer not to kill her. She'd make it worth his while. And then, when they were doing it,… — Etgar Keret
How, given the canine teeth and close-set eyes that declare the human animal to be a predator, had we come up with the notion that… — Valerie Martin
Who doesnâ€™t want an exploding wicker chicken? — Gail Carriger
It needs only a good bottle of wine for a roast chicken to be transformed into a banquet. — Gerald Asher

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