"It makes me mad when I go to……" — Jack Handey

It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of… - Jack Handey
"It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Martha cook up about a hundred drumsticks, the the guy at the Marineland says, "You can't throw chicken to the dolphins. They eat fish." Sure they eat fish, if that's all you give them. Man, wise up."

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