Martha Quotes

76 quotes by 66 authors

I got sued more times than Martha Stewart. — Paul Heyman
He who walking on the sea could calm the bitter waves, who gives life to the dying seeds of the earth; he who was able… — Pope Damasus I
Thomas Jeffersonâ€”another gorgeous white boy who would not have been interested in me. This was my problem in a nutshell. To get some play in… — Tina Fey
My mother could do absolutely anything. She was like Martha Stewart before such a thing existed — Cheryl Ladd
My mom, the fabulous Bertie Kinsey, is an amazing seamstress. She quilts and sews and is so crafty. We call her the Southern Martha Stewart! — Angela Kinsey
Something I didn't even know was on my bucket list has been achieved. I have cooked Thanksgiving dinner with Martha Stewart. I vow to follow… — Jesse Tyler Ferguson
As we were driving, we saw a sign that said, "Watch for Rocks." Martha said it should read "Watch for Pretty Rocks." I told her… — Jack Handey
Martha says the interesting thing about fly fishing is that it's two lives connected by a thin strand. Come on, Martha. Grow up. — Jack Handey
It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Martha cook up about a hundred drumsticks, the the guy at the… — Jack Handey
We got Martha Stewart legitimizing homemaking for her generation, and then there's this return to being interested in all things home, lifestyle, and food again.… — Nadia Giosia
Writer George Orwell confessed he found something "deeply appealing" about Adolf Hitler. Where Martha Dodd was struck by Hitler's "weak, soft face," Orwell discerned "a… — Brad Marchand
We met financial expectations for the quarter in a difficult economic environment. We also signed a two-year programming agreement with Home & Garden Television to… — Martha Stewart
David Burnett was the son of Martha Foley, who edited the Best American Short Stories series. She hired me to work with David and her… — Terry Southern
Action and contemplation are very close companions; they live together in one house on equal terms. Martha and Mary are sisters. — Bernard of Clairvaux
Martha Stewart contributes more to our civility than the Baptist Church. — Dave Hickey
Oh, here's your tax dollars at work. This is what makes people furious. The head of the GSA, a woman named Martha Johnson, has resigned… — Jay Leno
Most Americans who made it past the fourth grade have a pretty good idea who Thurgood Marshall, Rosa Parks, and Martin Luther King, Jr., were.… — Louis Menand
She was an auxiliary nurse but training to be a true nurse because that was her calling, to serve mankind. She was a Martha. There… — Edna O'Brien
One of the things I most wanted to do in New York was to go to a performance by Martha Graham. For me, she's Miss… — Eugene Walter
This and many others only confirmed me in the opinion, planted when I saw the sale of Martha Ann, and growing steadily thereafter, that slavery… — John Sergeant Wise

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