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Chicken Quotes by Jack Horner
- The chicken is a dinosaur. I mean, it really is. You can't argue with it, because we're the classifiers and we've classified it that way.
- A chicken grows up in a little less time than an ostrich. An ostrich takes a whole year. A chicken takes a few months.
More Chicken Quotes
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