Chickens Quotes

635 Chickens quotes by 518 unique authors

I know [canned music] makes chickens lay more eggs and factory workers produce more. But how much more can they get out of you on… — Victor Borge
Following the Rumanian tradition, garlic is used in excess to keep the vampires away... Following the Jewish tradition, a dispenser of schmaltz (liquid chicken fat)… — Calvin Trillin
Sins, like chickens, come home to roost. — Charles W. Chesnutt
You need a plan for everything, whether it's building a cathedral or a chicken coop. Without a plan, you'll postpone living until you're dead. — John Goddard
Once people spend time with farm animals in a loving way ... a pig or cow or a little chicken or a turkey, they might… — Alicia Silverstone
Animals are being exploited in such an unbelievable way; it's not acceptable. PETA is trying to get your attention, and they're successful at it. ...… — Alicia Silverstone
To the goggling unbeliever Texans say, as people always say about their mangier dishes, 'But it's just like chicken, only tenderer.' Rattlesnake is, in fact,… — Alistair Cooke
When we found out Blackburn's owners wanted us to do a chicken advert for Venky's, we didn't really know what to think. I had to… — Unknown Author
And we meet, with champagne and a chicken, at last. — Mary Wortley Montagu
One day we'll have a system that includes the rights of the people to make money and keep it, rather than a system where you… — Stuart Wilde
If you're fifty, exercise your mind and body regularly, eat well, and have a general zest for life, you're likely younger - in very real,… — Ken Robinson
I was sixty-six years old. I still had to make a living. I looked at my social security check of 105 dollars and decided to… — Colonel Sanders
I saw a sign in Boulder. It said, 'Live Music and Darts.' Chicken wire isn't going to help at all. — Tom Rush
I'm cool with whatever. I'll just keep eating my bread, sipping my soup and serving my time. But the chicken is going to lay some… — Unknown Author
When I warned them [the French] that Britain would fight on alone whatever they did, their generals told their Prime Minister and his divided Cabinet,… — Winston Churchill
Chicken pot pie--those are my three favorite things. — Unknown Author
We are civilized animals, right? Then why do we continue to slaughter for sport? What if you were a Chicken, how would you feel? I… — Buckethead
Them chickens is ash and I'm lotion. — Mariah Carey
I love animals. All animals. I wouldn't hurt a cat or a dog — or a chicken, or a cow. And I wouldn't ask someone… — Peter Dinklage
Chickens, cows, and pigs in factory farms spend their whole lives in filthy, cramped conditions, only to die a prolonged and painful death. — Casey Affleck
If you eat chicken, maybe you're on one level. If you wear a mink coat, maybe you're on another level. But if you wear cosmetics,… — Woody Harrelson
Every studio needs a rubber chicken. — Joe Jonas
I have the right to life, liberty and chicken wings. — Mindy Kaling
Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken… — Tracy Morgan
On 'Robot Chicken' we parodied a lot of things but it was done out of love. — Seth Green

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