"I know [canned music] makes chickens lay more……" — Victor Borge

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• I've always felt that sexuality is a really slippery thing. In this day and age, it tends to get categorized… — Michael Stipe
• My client loved risk. Risk, I had learned, was a commodity in itself. Risk could be canned and sold like… — Michael Lewis
• All the pre-made sauces in a jar, and frozen and canned vegetables, processed meats, and cheeses which are loaded with… — Todd English
• The major accomplishment of analyzing illiteracy so far has been the listing of symptoms: the decrease in functional literacy; a… — Unknown Author
• The American people are smart. They've gotten sick of the predictable hyperpartisan talking points and canned anger. — John Avlon
• Most of the animated films I watched, the emotions are all prepackaged like canned music, the hand actions, the sighs. — Ralph Bakshi
• The human heart: its expansions and contractions its electrics and hydraulics the warm tides that move and fill it. For… — Jennifer Haigh
• We sucked in atheism with our canned milk. — Joy Davidman
• Situation comedy on television has thrived for years on 'canned' laughter, grafted by gaglines by technicians using records of guffawing… — Russell Baker
• We used to joke about canned men, putting people in a can and seeing how far you can send them… — John Glenn
• No member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints who has canned peas, topped beets, hauled hay, shoveled… — Thomas S. Monson
• If you worry about financial Armageddon, it is indeed metaphorically the time to stock your bunker with guns, ammunition, canned… — Nouriel Roubini

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