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Even if you feed the cow cocoa you will not get chocolate. — Bill Vaughan
When you're the cash cow that lays the golden goose egg, people are always going to cheer you on, whatever. — Noel Gallagher
Don't have a cow, man. — Matt Groening
Life has got a habit of not standing hitched. You got to ride it like you find it. You got to change with it. If… — Woody Guthrie
Moo may represent an idea, but only the cow knows. — Mason Cooley
Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the… — Tommy Douglas
North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand? — Bobby Heenan
A dead cow or sheep lying in a pasture is recognized as carrion. The same sort of a carcass dressed and hung up in a… — John Harvey Kellogg
I don't believe that you have to be a cow to know what milk is. — Ann Landers
My cow is not pretty, but it is pretty to me. — David Lynch
Not only do I know how to milk a cow, but I know how to herd a bunch of cows, too, which is a life… — Martina McBride
I write in order to attain that feeling of tension relieved and function achieved which a cow enjoys on giving milk. — H. L. Mencken
For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. — Ralph Nader
Real nutrition comes from soybeans, almonds, rice, and other healthy vegetable sources, not from a cow's udder. — Ingrid Newkirk
Fortified plant-based milks are delicious and contain all the calcium, protein, and vitamin D of dairy products but with none of the cholesterol, lactose, hormones,… — Ingrid Newkirk
I don't like looking back. I'm always constantly looking forward. I'm not the one to sort of sit and cry over spilt milk. I'm too… — Gordon Ramsay
Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken,… — Anne Tyler
So Pa sold the little house. He sold the cow and calf. He made hickory bows and fastened them upright to the wagon box. Ma… — Laura Ingalls Wilder
The average man is a conformist, accepting miseries and disasters with the stoicism of a cow standing in the rain. — Colin Wilson
If you do not milk the cow fully, it falls sick. — Lalu Prasad Yadav
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there… — Andy Rooney
Ask me. I'm a cow expert. — Gordon Korman
Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the middle of the field in hope that the cow will back up… — Elbert Hubbard
And I am sure that I never read any memorable news in a newspaper. If we read of one man robbed, or murdered, or killed… — Henry David Thoreau
You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. — Tom Robbins

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