Best Cow Sayings

373 Cow quotes by 302 unique authors

It's a pragmatist's business, comedy. Start off with good intentions and references to the Pompidou Centre and you end up with boiled sweets and a… — Mel Smith
It's gross. We use real brains. I think they're lamb or cow or something. Intestines smell. Brains don't really smell, but what's amazing about the… — Ellen Pompeo
Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase, but this is like smearing honey onto Keira Knightley. — Jeremy Clarkson
Say you write a song about a chandelier, and the chandelier gives off light. And the light is the color red and red reminds you… — Billy Corgan
It’s bits of dead cow; don’t ask it to perform miracles. — Sarah Rees Brennan
Every time you have a glass of cow milk, some calf is not. — Gary Yourofsky
Sometimes I think that the only effective and productive method of destroying speciesism would be for each uncaring human to be forced to live the… — Gary Yourofsky
What we must do is start viewing every cow, pig, chicken, monkey, rabbit, mouse, and pigeon as our family members. — Gary Yourofsky
Fear is not a sin in the taiga, but cowardice is [..]. — John Vaillant
All anyone really needs to know about barbed wire is that it can tear the arse out of your trousers, give a cow a good… — Billy Connolly
The United States is not just an old cow that gives more milk the more it's kicked in the flanks — Dean Rusk
The earth is real. Only a fool, milking his cow, denies the cow's reality. — Edward Abbey
It's true: Every time you kill an elk, you're saving some cow's life. — Edward Abbey
A cowboy is a hired hand on the middle of a horse contemplating the hind end of a cow. — Edward Abbey
I just could not stand the idea of eating meat - I really do think that it has made me calmer.... People's general awareness is… — Kate Bush
Every really good creative person in advertising has always had two noticeable characteristics. First, there was no subject he could not easily get interested in...Second,… — James Webb Young
All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. — Grant Wood
The cow is an exceptionally loving and gentle creature. She cries for days when her calf is taken from her. It is a pitiful sound,… — Unknown Author
Religion is a cow. It gives milk, but it also kicks. — Gautama Buddha
A branding program should be designed to differentiate your cow from all the other cattle on the range. Even if all the cattle on the… — Al Ries
I have learned that I, we, are a dollar-a-day people (which is terrible, they say, because a cow in Japan is worth $9 a day).… — Binyavanga Wainaina
Intellectually, human beings and animals may be different, but it's pretty obvious that animals have a rich emotional life and that they feel joy and… — Moby
History viewed from the inside is always a dark, digestive mess, far different from the easily recognizable cow viewed from afar by historians. — Dan Simmons
Listening to the Fifth Symphony of Ralph Vaughan Williams is like staring at a cow for 45 minutes. — Aaron Copland
When I took my clothes off in Blue Velvet, I wanted to convey the brutality of sex abuse. I wanted to look like a quartered… — Isabella Rossellini

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