"Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle……" — Jeremy Clarkson
"Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase, but this is like smearing honey onto Keira Knightley."
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85 Quotes by Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson has 85 quotes on this site.
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If you're thinking of coming to America, this is what it's like: you've got your Comfort Inn, you've got your…
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Ecologically speaking, a spilt tanker load is like sticking a safety pin into an elephant's foot. The planet barely notices.…
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Because drug dealers shoot each other in London, Norfolk farmers can't have guns to defend their homes. I mean, no…
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The "public" seems to have bought into this belief that life can, and should, be run without risk, that all…
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This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory.
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Why is the forecast so bland? Why instead of 'stormy' don't they just say the sea's 'a frothing maelstrom of…
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I therefore have to use The Force. And weirdly, this doesn't work very well. I don't understand why, because on…
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Mix an anorexic body with a heart made of pure fire and you are going to go with a savagery…
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Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what BEING STABBED?
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Then there’s the biggest problem of them all – the problem of being in an Audi TT when you are…
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This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that's much to shout about. That's…
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I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?
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More Cow Quotes
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one of 373 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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I'd never heard of the 'Lord of the Rings', actually. So I went to the bookstore and there it was,…
— Sean Astin
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I do believe sometimes discipline is very important. I'm not just lying around like a lazy cow all the time.
— Bjork
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The mere brute pleasure of reading - the sort of pleasure a cow must have in grazing.
— Lord Chesterfield
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Some people regard private enterprise as a predatory tiger to be shot. Others look on it as a cow they…
— Winston Churchill
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You can only milk a cow so long, then you're left holding the pail.
— Hank Aaron
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"You got beef, bring your cow, I will cattle you"
— Lil Wayne
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Kiss till the cow comes home.
— Francis Beaumont
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The best way to control cow and sheep is to give them a big grazing field.
— Shunryu Suzuki
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Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture.
— Winston Churchill
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Lots of ambitious work by young artists ends up in a dumpster after its warehouse debut. So an unknown artist's…
— Charles Saatchi
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Just imagine, a cow on the balcony of the nation, what an awful thing, what a shitty country...
— Gabriel Garcia Marquez
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Sometimes I come across a tree which seems like Buddha or Jesus: loving, compassionate, still, unambitious, enlightened, in eternal meditation,…
— Satish Kumar
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