"Why is the forecast so bland? Why instead……" — Jeremy Clarkson
"Why is the forecast so bland? Why instead of 'stormy' don't they just say the sea's 'a frothing maelstrom of terror and hopelessness'?"
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85 Quotes by Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson has 85 quotes on this site.
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If you're thinking of coming to America, this is what it's like: you've got your Comfort Inn, you've got your…
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Ecologically speaking, a spilt tanker load is like sticking a safety pin into an elephant's foot. The planet barely notices.…
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Because drug dealers shoot each other in London, Norfolk farmers can't have guns to defend their homes. I mean, no…
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The "public" seems to have bought into this belief that life can, and should, be run without risk, that all…
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This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory.
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I therefore have to use The Force. And weirdly, this doesn't work very well. I don't understand why, because on…
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Mix an anorexic body with a heart made of pure fire and you are going to go with a savagery…
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Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what BEING STABBED?
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Then there’s the biggest problem of them all – the problem of being in an Audi TT when you are…
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This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that's much to shout about. That's…
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I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?
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Now we get quite a lot of complaints that we don't feature enough affordable cars on the show so we'll…
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More Bland Quotes
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one of 92 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
— John Cleese
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I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here are a few…
— George Carlin
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Photography is the easiest thing in the world if one is willing to accept pictures that are flaccid, limp, bland,…
— John Szarkowski
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As long as you do the best work that you can and not make it bland... because you're going down…
— Gerard Butler
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There were a whole lot, I bought every blues record I could find, it wasn't just one or two people.…
— Johnny Winter
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Steve Sailer gives us the real Barack Obama, who turns out to be very, very different - and much more…
— John Derbyshire
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I've dealt with numbers all my life, of course, and after a while you begin to feel that each number…
— Paul Auster
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[Alan Berg's] memory haunts many people, even those who never heard him on the radio, because his death could be…
— Roger Ebert
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These are the days when men of all social disciplines and all political faiths seek the comfortable and the accepted;…
— John Kenneth Galbraith
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Respectability and security are subtle traps on life's journey. Those who are drawn to extremes are often nearer to renewal…
— John O'Donohue
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Customer research produces bland products. We're producing a piece of art.
— Michael Arrington
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The worst thing in the world is to be bland.
— Ben Huh
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