Best Cow Thoughts

373 Cow quotes by 302 unique authors

When mother-cow is chewing grass its young ones watch its mouth — Chinua Achebe
Fear! Fear again, for the first time since his 'teens. Fear, that he thought he would never know any more. Fear that no weapon, no… — Cornell Woolrich
We boast of our system of education, but why stop at schoolmasters and schoolhouses? We are all schoolmasters, and our schoolhouse is the universe. To… — Henry David Thoreau
Everyone now has a sacred cow in the tax code. For my money, the most sacred thing of all is our country and its growth,… — Ari Fleischer
I see in many places little barberry bushes just come up densely in the cow-dung, like young apple trees, the berries having been eaten by… — Henry David Thoreau
Children ask better questions than adults. "May I have a cookie?" "Why is the sky blue?" and "What does a cow say?" are far more… — Fran Lebowitz
I cannot harness a horse. I am afraid of a cow. — Lyman Abbott
Consumers of meat, eggs and dairy products might well ask what they are supporting. Do farmers care about anyone but themselves? Can't anyone see the… — Ingrid Newkirk
I want a horse and plough, Chickens too, Just one cow, With a wistful moo. — Noel Coward
Everything that's fun in life is dangerous. Horse races, for instance, are very dangerous. But attempt to design a safe horse and the result is… — P.J. O'Rourke
One ought to be ashamed to make use of the wonders of science embodied in a radio set, the while appreciating them as little as… — Albert Einstein
I'm a cowboy who never saw a cow. — Johnny Mercer
I'm saying that the leaders of the church have locked the sacred cow called science in the stable and they won't let anybody enter; they… — Mehmet Murat Ildan
There's ten stuffed heads in my trophy room right now, two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow. — Tom Lehrer
When I was little, we lived on 8 acres and my mom had a horse. But when I was 7, my mom kicked my dad… — Bonnie Jo Campbell
Not every man remembers the name of the cow which supplied him with each drop of milk he has drunk. — Shmuel Yosef Agnon
Poor cow, you'll get your dumb man. You'll see your whole life coming at you in the back of his hand. — Elton John
With a tongue like a cow, she could make you go wow. — Frank Zappa
There are idle spots on every farm, and every highway is bordered by an idle strip as long as it is; keep cow, plow, and… — Aldo Leopold
You is what you am, a cow don't make ham. — Frank Zappa
Some of the analysts were saying, Now you're a cash cow, there's no growth at all, pay it all out in dividends, give me it… — Jim Cantalupo
When one cow was found with BSE in 2003, many of our trading partners closed their borders to our beef. — Mike Johanns
Holy cow, in the course of one week I feel like I've lived about a year! — Karlie Kloss
First of all, I'm a Midwesterner, being from Kansas, and Chicago is basically a big Midwestern cow town. It was built from the stockyards, and… — Bill Kurtis
I am really rather like a beautiful Jersey cow, I have the same pathetic droop to the corners of my eyes. — Deborah Kerr

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