My Psychiatrist Quotes

19 My Psychiatrist quotes by 10 unique authors

Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide', and he told me from now I have to pay in advance. — Rodney Dangerfield
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.' — Ronnie Shakes
My psychiatrist says I have a messiah complex. But I forgave him. — Jim Carrey
My psychiatrist once said to me, 'Maybe life isn't for everyone'. — Oscar Levant
My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time. — Bruce Lansky
I know that things get worse before they get better because that’s what my psychiatrist says, but this is a worse that feels too big. — Stephen Chbosky
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. — Rodney Dangerfield
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. — Rodney Dangerfield
With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other! — Rodney Dangerfield
My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him .... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said .... Alright.... you're… — Rodney Dangerfield
After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist said to me, Maybe life isnt for everyone... — Live_Skate_Smoke
My psychiatrist said to me, Take these pills and youll be all right. I told him that theres nothing wrong with me, its the rest… — Austin Vanpelt
I told my psychiatrist everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous; everyone hasn't met me yet — Rodney Dangerfield
I went to see my psychiatrist the other day and told him that I was talking to myself. He replied, Thats all right, just hold… — Robert D Dangoor
My psychiatrist said you're BI Polar. I said tell us something we don't already know — Stanley Victor Paskavich
I believe I'm the best therapy my psychiatrist has ever had. — Stanley Victor Paskavich
I believe everything my psychiatrist tells me it saves me so much thinking on my own. — Stanley Victor Paskavich
I like my psychiatrist she's kind, caring and compassionate but what woman wouldn't be for over a 100 dollars an hour? — Stanley Victor Paskavich

Who Wrote These My Psychiatrist Quotes

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