"Every time I get in an elevator, the……" — Rodney Dangerfield
"Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: `Basement?'"
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181 Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield has 181 quotes on this site.
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I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk…
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What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself.
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I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun!
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Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide', and he told me from now I have to…
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My wife made me join a bridge club... I jump off next Tuesday.
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I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor; they sent…
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I was an ugly kid; when I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.
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I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you."
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I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture that…
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My boy is a mean kid. I came home the other day and saw him taping worms to the sidewalk,…
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I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.
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You can name your own salary in this business. I call mine Fred.
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As we have seen, WikiLeaks is a robust organization. During my time in solitary confinement in the basement of a…
— Julian Assange
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I got the whole band set up in the basement and we are jamming.
— Sebastian Bach
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Last year, I made a refrigerator in my basement. And I needed to because I needed to figure how -…
— Alton Brown
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For years I wrote in my basement. More recently I graduated to one floor above, an office with all my…
— Mitch Albom
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In 1980, business at my company, Chuck E. Cheese's, was thriving and I was feeling flush. So I bought a…
— Nolan Bushnell
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My father taught me photography. It was his hobby, and we had a small darkroom in the fruit cellar of…
— Sam Abell
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Success is like a high-rise building I'm on the first floor. There are a lot of people in the basement…
— Justin Guarini
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The sea is not a bargain basement.
— Jacques Yves Cousteau
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It was a great place to write a novel about book burning, in the library basement.
— Ray Bradbury
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We've witnessed a fire sale of American liberties at bargain basement prices, in return for the false promise of more…
— Wayne LaPierre
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Rewriting is like scrubbing the basement floor with a toothbrush.
— Peter Murphy
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People think I live here on Nantucket and just gaze at the ocean, getting my inspiration. Not so. I work…
— Nathaniel Philbrick
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