"I can't get no respect." — Rodney Dangerfield
"I can't get no respect."
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Rodney Dangerfield
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181 Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
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I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk…
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What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself.
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I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun!
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Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide', and he told me from now I have to…
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My wife made me join a bridge club... I jump off next Tuesday.
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I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor; they sent…
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I was an ugly kid; when I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.
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I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you."
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I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture that…
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My boy is a mean kid. I came home the other day and saw him taping worms to the sidewalk,…
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I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.
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You can name your own salary in this business. I call mine Fred.
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If I were to say, 'God, why me?' about the bad things, then I should have said, 'God, why me?'…
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My face looks like a wedding-cake left out in the rain.
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Before people complain of the obscurity of modern poetry, they should first examine their consciences and ask themselves with how…
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Those who do not complain are never pitied.
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You will find in politics that you are much exposed to the attribution of false motive. Never complain and never…
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We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain about it, we have to…
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I don't think I'm really in a situation to complain, because I consider myself to be privileged to be doing…
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You can't complain about your dressing room or you'll look like Celine Dion.
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