"My life is nothing but pressure. All pressure.……" — Rodney Dangerfield

My life is nothing but pressure. All pressure. This pressure is like… - Rodney Dangerfield

"My life is nothing but pressure. All pressure. This pressure is like a heaviness. It's always on top of me, this heaviness. It's always there since I'm a kid. Other people wake up in the morning, 'A new day! Ah, up and at 'em!' I wake up, the heaviness is waiting for me nice. Sometimes I even talk to it. I say [adopts cheerful voice] 'Hi, heaviness!' and the heaviness looks back at me, [in an ominous growl] 'Today you're gonna get it good. You'll be drinking early today.'"

— Rodney Dangerfield

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