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• My personal life is the same. At the end of the day, this is just a job. I love what… — Chris Brown
• I named my new son James Joseph Brown II. I think he's going to be a lot better than I… — James Brown
• Even before he came to power in 1997, Gordon Brown promised to change the accounts to parliament from simple litanies… — James Buchan
• When Gordon the Brown, in London in 1997, commissioned a great inquisition or survey of his new realm, the result… — James Buchan
• You can't really dance properly to James Brown. If you dance to James Brown, you look like an idiot. There's… — Sandra Bullock
• I helped purify Nicaragua for the international banking house of Brown Brothers in 1909-1912. I brought light to the Dominican… — Smedley Butler
• In the middle of the night, when you're ambiguously ethnic, like me, when you're brown, beige, mauve, siena, one of… — Sherman Alexie
• Tony Blair and Gordon Brown committed to John Major's spending envelopes in 1997. No-one said that Tony Blair and John… — Nick Clegg
• If Jesus Christ came back today, He and I would get into our brown corduroys and go to the nearest… — Ian Anderson
• Spring drew on... and a greenness grew over those brown beds, which, freshening daily, suggested the thought that hope traversed… — Charlotte Bronte

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