My Dentist Quotes

12 quotes by 11 authors

My dentist said to me the other day: I've enough problems in my life, so why should I see your films? — David Cronenberg
I exercise regularly. I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. I make sure to get plenty of rest. I see my doctor once a year… — Chuck Lorre
I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. — Rodney Dangerfield
Waiting in line for something mundane is very boring. Waiting for my doctor to see me and waiting for my dentist to see me, yes,… — Andre Leon Talley
All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I'd sooner go to my dentist any day. — Evelyn Waugh
I do not," I felt oddly appalled by her statement. "I'm an excellent liar. Ask my dentist. He swears I floss regularly. — Darynda Jones
Incidentally, I only have one cavity, and as much as my dentist asks me to, I just can't bring myself to floss. — Stephen Chbosky
Learned from my dentist that mouthwash is actually useless(you can't commit suicide with it) — Nikhil Saluja
I was sunbathing topless in Ibiza, and my friend wanted to eat at this cafe where everybody goes without putting on their tops or bottoms.… — Brooke Burke
My dentist once told me that letting go is like pulling a tooth. when it was pulled out, you're relieved. But how many times does… — Pacifiersucker
My dentist told me I have a lot of cavities. If by cavities he means girls then yes, I have a lot of them. — Nikhil Saluja
Now that I have dentures I love my dentist I'll never have to see him again. — Stanley Victor Paskavich

Who Wrote These My Dentist Quotes

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