My Dentist Quotes
12 quotes by 11 authors
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My dentist said to me the other day: I've enough problems in my life, so why should I see your films?
— David Cronenberg
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I exercise regularly. I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. I make sure to get plenty of rest. I see my doctor once a year…
— Chuck Lorre
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I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.
— Rodney Dangerfield
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Waiting in line for something mundane is very boring. Waiting for my doctor to see me and waiting for my dentist to see me, yes,…
— Andre Leon Talley
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All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I'd sooner go to my dentist any day.
— Evelyn Waugh
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I do not," I felt oddly appalled by her statement. "I'm an excellent liar. Ask my dentist. He swears I floss regularly.
— Darynda Jones
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Incidentally, I only have one cavity, and as much as my dentist asks me to, I just can't bring myself to floss.
— Stephen Chbosky
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Learned from my dentist that mouthwash is actually useless(you can't commit suicide with it)
— Nikhil Saluja
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I was sunbathing topless in Ibiza, and my friend wanted to eat at this cafe where everybody goes without putting on their tops or bottoms.…
— Brooke Burke
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My dentist once told me that letting go is like pulling a tooth. when it was pulled out, you're relieved. But how many times does…
— Pacifiersucker
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My dentist told me I have a lot of cavities. If by cavities he means girls then yes, I have a lot of them.
— Nikhil Saluja
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Now that I have dentures I love my dentist I'll never have to see him again.
— Stanley Victor Paskavich
Who Wrote These My Dentist Quotes
11 authors contributed a total of 12 My Dentist Quotes as follows: