"Now that I have dentures I love my……" — Stanley Victor Paskavich
"Now that I have dentures I love my dentist I'll never have to see him again."
More Dentist Quotes
- My great-grandfather, Sam Aykroyd, was a dentist in Kingston, Ontario, and he was also an Edwardian spiritualist researcher who was… — Dan Aykroyd
- Faced with the choice of enduring a bad toothache or going to the dentist, we generally tried to ride out… — Joseph Barbera
- For almost anyone who chooses to be a writer, since so very few writers are able to learn a living… — Russell Banks
- It's not like Alaska isn't wilderness - it mostly is. But most Alaskans don't live in the wild. They live… — Tom Bodett
- I was never afraid of anything in the world except the dentist. — Taylor Caldwell
- Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. — Johnny Carson
- Never open your mouth,unless you're in the dentist chair — Sammy Gravano
- He laid it on George, me and our wives without telling us at a dinner party at his house. He… — John Lennon
- You know it's time to start using mouthwash when your dentist leaves the room and sends in a canary. — Joan Rivers
- To most readers the word 'fiction' is an utter fraud. They are entirely convinced that each character has an exact… — Louis Auchincloss
- One of the reasons my father ... became a dentist was so he could always be home for dinner and… — Dean Ornish
- I've got a good shepherd; you've got a sadistic dentist. — Amy-Jill Levine