"You know it's time to start using mouthwash……" — Joan Rivers

"You know it's time to start using mouthwash when your dentist leaves the room and sends in a canary."

— Joan Rivers

Canaries Quotes Canary Quotes Dentist Quotes Jokes Quotes Know Quotes Leaves Quotes Mouthwash Quotes Room Quotes Rooms Quotes Sends Quotes Start Quotes Start Using Quotes Time Quotes Using Quotes You Know Quotes Your Dentist Quotes

245 Quotes by Joan Rivers

Joan Rivers has 245 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

See all 245 quotes by Joan Rivers »

More Canaries Quotes

This quote is filed under Canaries Quotes, one of 42 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

You are not called to be a canary in a cage. You are called to be an eagle, and to… — Henry Ward Beecher
Because of her, he had learned to look for the birds - the darting flight of wild canaries (yellow sun… — Terry Kay
A caged canary is safe but not free. — Walter E. Williams
A caged canary is secure; but it is not free. It is easier for free men to resist terrorism from… — Chuck Baldwin
Will urban sprawl spread so far that most people lose all touch with nature? Will the day come when the… — Unknown Author
Social media is the ultimate canary in the coal mine — Jay Baer
Israel is the canary in the mine. What happens to Israel will eventually happen to America itself. — David Horowitz
And he supposed it might not be the best of days. But then, he was flying the mails and was… — Ernest K. Gann
Better a debauched canary than a pious wolf. — Anton Chekhov
Women and gay people are the litmus test of whether a society is democratic and respecting human rights. We are… — Peter Tatchell
Knowing without any doubt that the newly elected cannot help but be his zombies, Obama is the cat who swallowed… — Unknown Author
Perhaps poetry will be the canary in the mine-shaft warning us of what's to come. — Galway Kinnell

See all 42 Canaries Quotes »