Mouthwash Quotes
- You know it's time to start using mouthwash when your dentist leaves the room and sends in a canary. — Joan Rivers
- I resisted the urge to pour mouthwash in my brain. — Devon Monk
- You can fix it as soon as you get up - you brush and use mouthwash - but there’s something about knowing you woke up… — Tina Fey
- Learned from my dentist that mouthwash is actually useless(you can't commit suicide with it) — Nikhil Saluja
- Remember, ladies: mouthwash is still cheaper than an abortion. — Nikhil Saluja