Your Dentist Quotes

10 quotes by 10 authors

• Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. — Johnny Carson
• You know it's time to start using mouthwash when your dentist leaves the room and sends in a canary. — Joan Rivers
• There are three proven rules for good teeth: brush after every meal; see your dentist twice a year; and mind your own business. — Henry Boyd
• I could give you absolutely sterling advice on how to avoid writing, how when you run out of things to do other than going to… — Tony Kushner
• I think fear neutralizes alcohol, weakens its anesthetic power. It's good for small fears; your boss, your wife, your bills, your dentist; all right then… — Cornell Woolrich
• I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't… — Paul Merton
• Every time I go to the dentist they say, 'You really need to fix that gap of yours'. I'm like, 'My gap is paying your… — Lara Stone
• If you use your smart toothbrush, the data can be immediately sent to your dentist and your insurance company, but it also allows someone from… — Evgeny Morozov
• You know what's weird about plane crashes is that you watch it on the news and they say the people have to be identified by… — Robert Schimmel
• Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too. — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Your Dentist Quotes

10 authors contributed a total of 10 Your Dentist Quotes as follows:

• 1 Your Dentist Quote by Johnny Carson
• 1 Your Dentist Quote by Joan Rivers
• 1 Your Dentist Quote by Henry Boyd
• 1 Your Dentist Quote by Tony Kushner
• 1 Your Dentist Quote by Cornell Woolrich
• 1 Your Dentist Quote by Paul Merton
• 1 Your Dentist Quote by Lara Stone
• 1 Your Dentist Quote by Evgeny Morozov
• 1 Your Dentist Quote by Robert Schimmel
• 1 Your Dentist Quote by Nikhil Saluja