"My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and…" — Henny Youngman

More Cough Quotes

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• Cough up a lung where I'm from marcy son, aint nothin nice — Jay-Z
• You cannot affirm the power plant and condemn the smokestack, or affirm the smoke and condemn the cough — Wendell Berry
• If you're at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just… — Jack Handey
• It's not the COUGH that carries you OFF. . . . It's the COFFIN they carry you OFF IN. — Steven Tyler
• I think coughing up slugs was quite hard. Ron has a scene where he has to cough up these giant… — Rupert Grint
• I was curious, given the swimming pools of booze I’ve guzzled over the years - not to mention all of… — Ozzy Osbourne
• On October 31, 2004, the Minnesota Timberwolves offered Sprewell a 3-year, $21 million contract extension, substantially less than what his then-current contract… — Latrell Sprewell
• My dog has a cough. If you've never seen a dog with a cough, I recommend trying to find one.… — Zach Braff
• Love, and a cough, are not concealed. — Ovid
• Much of the day I have busied myself making notes on the small parts in Shakespeare, often nameless, which are… — Alec Guinness
• A child too, can never grasp the fact that the same mother who cooks so well, is so concerned about… — Alice Duer Miller
• I never let them cough. They wouldn't dare. — Ethel Barrymore

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