"A cough is something that you yourself cant……" — Ogden Nash
"A cough is something that you yourself cant help, but everybody else does on purpose just to torment you."
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160 Quotes by Ogden Nash
Ogden Nash has 160 quotes on this site.
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Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?
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If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to…
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God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.
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Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.
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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
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A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your…
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Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't…
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Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
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Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor.
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The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we…
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Ten years ago she split the air To seize what she could spy Tonight she bumps against a chair, Betrayed…
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Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes, the wind will presently disappear, the…
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Anxiety and gratitude cant live in the same head
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How can you trust a man who can talk for 5 minutes and you cant understand a sentence of it!
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Turbochargers are for people who cant build engines.
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