My Doctor Quotes

94 My Doctor quotes by 79 unique authors

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster. — Isaac Asimov
When I was 40, my doctor advised me that a man in his 40s shouldn't play tennis. I heeded his advice carefully and could hardly… — Hugo Black
I work with a place in Santa Monica called Phase IV. My doctor recommended them to me when I started losing weight. They help people… — Drew Carey
The type of leukemia that I am dealing with is treatable. So if I do what my doctors tell me to do - get my… — Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
If I did not believe in God, I should still want my doctor, my lawyer and my banker to do so. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun! — Rodney Dangerfield
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate… — Joe E. Lewis
I told my doctor, "I've swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills" and he told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. — Rodney Dangerfield
I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite. — Les Dawson
MY DOCTOR phoned and said you don't deserve this news, but your lungs are crystal clear'. — Nicholas Haslam
My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. — Milton Berle
My breast cancer was caught very early thanks to my doctor a wonderful woman named Elsie Giogi, who just recently passed away after practicing medicine… — Kate Jackson
My doctor said I had OCD. I couldn't believe it. I had to call him nine times to make sure. — Judy Gold
My tricks are, I get Botox in my forehead-I just have my doctor do a little shot there. if you overdo, it looks bad. I… — Jenny McCarthy
At one point in my career, while still hosting 'The Arsenio Hall Show,' I was told by my doctor that it might not be physically… — Arsenio Hall
My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled. — Red Skelton
I drink too much, way too much; my doctor drew blood he ran a tab! — Rodney Dangerfield
I'm going to Boston to see my doctor. He's a very sick man. — Fred Allen
I got so anxious sitting in the make-up chair for hours with my face covered. I had my doctor write a prescription for valium. I… — Kim Hunter
I guess I'm up to about 70% of normal, which is a real relief. My doctor gave me clearance to go out in public again,… — Wil Wheaton
The happiest moment in my life? When my doctor told me I was completely cured of leukaemia. — Jose Carreras
My doctor asked me if I smoked, and I said only when I'm working, golfing, or drinking. Then I realized the only time I don't… — Dennis Franz
I'd just turned 50, weighed 285, and my doctor had read me the riot act about my health. — Daniel Baldwin
My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said,'Cough' — Henny Youngman
My doctor told me I was going to be marginal at this test and he'd given me some hope that maybe I was going to… — Unknown Author

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