Best My Doctor Quotations
94 My Doctor quotes by 79 unique authors
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My doctor is wonderful. Once, in 1955, when I couldn't afford an operation, he touched up the X-rays.
— Joey Bishop
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I heard it from my doctor before he pulled the plug, have a nice day.
— The Ramones
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Iknw you hate mwe so dont give mwe bullshit my doctor said I'm allergic you bull shitoholic bitch!!!!
— Unknown Author
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My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy for a few weeks. So now I have to sit down when I pee
— Unknown Author
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I had a girlfriend once, and I wanted to give her a photo of my heart. Like a x-ray of my heart. So I went…
— Pete Wentz
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My doctor told me I'm due on Christmas Day! The baby is going to be spoiled with a lot more gifts.
— Kendra Wilkinson
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My doctor was checking my balls for lumps the other day, I think it got awkward when I ran my fingers through his hair..
— Carlin Whisler
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We did a twist and my rib bone came out. That's what my doctor said. It pinched a nerve and the spasms began and I…
— Karina Smirnoff
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I want you safe, my doctor. Protected from the false god.
— Rose Tyler
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I'm going to ask my doctor if I can have surgery to remove this magnet that attracts losers.
— Nishan Panwar
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Baby you are the Apple My Doctor was telling me to eat every day, so I will stay healthy, so he can keep away from…
— Glen Rambharack
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*i think you should be my teacher coz I never 4get anything you tell me,you should be my doctor coz thinking bout you takes all…
— Tevin Sihle
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I went to see my doctor with a nasty pain in the ass. Turns out he's already met my wife.
— Nikhil Saluja
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My doctor says I should drink 8 glasses of water a day. I wonder how many beers is that equivalent to.
— Nikhil Saluja
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