"My dog has a cough. If you've never……" — Zach Braff
"My dog has a cough. If you've never seen a dog with a cough, I recommend trying to find one. It's hilarious."
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321 Quotes by Zach Braff
Zach Braff has 321 quotes on this site.
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I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot of people's lives.
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Ever since I was little it was programmed into me that London is where great theatre occurs and all the…
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Everyone has an idea that they think would be a great movie. Everyone has a cousin who they think you…
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I went to film school and wanted to learn everything there was about making movies.
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Once both gay marriage and marijuana are finally legal, those of you against them are not invited to the really…
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I always liked the story of Noah's Ark and the idea of starting anew by rescuing the things you like…
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I was stuck in traffic one day and just kinda thought it would be funny to masturbate. It was sunny…
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Yea, I've got a dream too. It involves time-travel and a rifle.
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A lot of people consider 9/11 to be a tragedy, and in some ways it is, but I think there's…
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First I took a crap on the hooker's chest, then I told her I'd pay her a thousand dollars to…
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A kid came up to me the other day and said, 'Hey, you're the guy on Scrubs!' Kid, I am…
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Best movie ever?! Come on, my appearance on Arrested Development had more dynamics, realism and feel to it than the…
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More Cough Quotes
This quote is filed under Cough Quotes,
one of 115 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Cough up a lung where I'm from marcy son, aint nothin nice
— Jay-Z
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You cannot affirm the power plant and condemn the smokestack, or affirm the smoke and condemn the cough
— Wendell Berry
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If you're at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just…
— Jack Handey
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It's not the COUGH that carries you OFF. . . . It's the COFFIN they carry you OFF IN.
— Steven Tyler
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I think coughing up slugs was quite hard. Ron has a scene where he has to cough up these giant…
— Rupert Grint
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I was curious, given the swimming pools of booze I’ve guzzled over the years - not to mention all of…
— Ozzy Osbourne
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My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said,'Cough'
— Henny Youngman
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On October 31, 2004, the Minnesota Timberwolves offered Sprewell a 3-year, $21 million contract extension, substantially less than what his then-current contract…
— Latrell Sprewell
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Love, and a cough, are not concealed.
— Ovid
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Much of the day I have busied myself making notes on the small parts in Shakespeare, often nameless, which are…
— Alec Guinness
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A child too, can never grasp the fact that the same mother who cooks so well, is so concerned about…
— Alice Duer Miller
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I never let them cough. They wouldn't dare.
— Ethel Barrymore
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