Zach Braff Quotes

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• I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot of people's lives.
• Ever since I was little it was programmed into me that London is where great theatre occurs and all the big shows you love start…
• Everyone has an idea that they think would be a great movie. Everyone has a cousin who they think you should work with.
• I went to film school and wanted to learn everything there was about making movies.
• Once both gay marriage and marijuana are finally legal, those of you against them are not invited to the really fun parties I'm gonna throw.
• I always liked the story of Noah's Ark and the idea of starting anew by rescuing the things you like and leaving the rest behind.
• I was stuck in traffic one day and just kinda thought it would be funny to masturbate. It was sunny and clear out, so I…
• Yea, I've got a dream too. It involves time-travel and a rifle.
• A lot of people consider 9/11 to be a tragedy, and in some ways it is, but I think there's also opportunity for a lot…
• First I took a crap on the hooker's chest, then I told her I'd pay her a thousand dollars to eat it. She was addicted…
• A kid came up to me the other day and said, 'Hey, you're the guy on Scrubs!' Kid, I am Scrubs, and don't you forget…
• Best movie ever?! Come on, my appearance on Arrested Development had more dynamics, realism and feel to it than the whole trilogy combined.
• When I first moved to L.A., I thought about turning gay. Then I realized none of the guys I was interested in was good enough…
• Im just not really attracted to black chicks.
• I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.
• Is 'Garden State' the next 'Citizen Kane'? Of course not. I'd like to think we aimed a little higher than that, frankly.
• Don't get me wrong, I love the idea of killing unwanted babies, it's just that the idea of letting women make a decision doesn't sit…
• People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere.
• I'd never hit a woman unless I was already out of Viagra.
• I don't like the idea of drama schools. They only perpetuate the myth that everyone can do what I do

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