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- Ever since I was little it was programmed into me that London is where great theatre occurs and all the big shows you love start…
- Im just not really attracted to black chicks.
- Don't get me wrong, I love the idea of killing unwanted babies, it's just that the idea of letting women make a decision doesn't sit…
- I'd never hit a woman unless I was already out of Viagra.
- Hitler was about population control.
- It's not that I think the Nazis were right, or anything. It's just that, we weren't there, we don't know.
- I love queers as much as the next guy, I just don't think I should have to sit beside them on public transport.
- Oh I love children, but I could never eat a whole one.
- I love signing autographs! Sometimes, when people ask me for one, I keep the photo for myself and frame it. It's a Win-Win situation really;…
- I love the holiday season, almost as much as I love touching myself in front of orphans.
- I know the Bible isn't real because it never once mentions me.
- I use the N word almost daily. It reminds me that I'm successful
- I don't have anything against this Jesus guy, but has he written, directed, and starred in his own movie?
- Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's…
- Hitler had the right idea. He was just an underachiever.
- I certainly do not consider myself the next Jesus. I'd say he was more of a precursor to Zach Braff.
- Its not that I'm in love with myself, I'm just trying to pick up everyone else's slack.
- Actually, I stopped looking at myself in the mirror years ago. I wasn't making it to work on time.
- I really do take more vacations than the president. You can quote me on that.
- The Jews are just clumsy bakers.
- I wouldn't call myself a modern Shakespeare, but Shakespeare was probably to his generation what I am to mine.
- I'm not lazy, I drive everywhere myself, the dog could've learned something from me.
- I never looked at bread the same way again
- My co-stars aren't bad actors, but they're no Zach Braff.
- Without me, Scrubs would be worse than the holocaust. But with me in it, it's turned into the lolocaust.
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- I want to do what I want when I want to do it not be dictated to by audiences. — Dario Argento
- I went through a phase where I thought nostalgia was a bad thing. — Dario Argento
- In Italy the censor is very old and there are many judges and psychiatrists who analyse you. — Dario Argento
- When I was a teenager, I read a lot of Poe. — Dario Argento
- I find that it's hard to fully examine one's life and not have faith be part of the discussion. — J. J. Abrams
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- I work with really hard-working people who are really good at what they do. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide