"I don't have anything against this Jesus guy,……" — Zach Braff
"I don't have anything against this Jesus guy, but has he written, directed, and starred in his own movie?"
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321 Quotes by Zach Braff
Zach Braff has 321 quotes on this site.
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I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot of people's lives.
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Ever since I was little it was programmed into me that London is where great theatre occurs and all the…
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Everyone has an idea that they think would be a great movie. Everyone has a cousin who they think you…
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I went to film school and wanted to learn everything there was about making movies.
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Once both gay marriage and marijuana are finally legal, those of you against them are not invited to the really…
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I always liked the story of Noah's Ark and the idea of starting anew by rescuing the things you like…
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I was stuck in traffic one day and just kinda thought it would be funny to masturbate. It was sunny…
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Yea, I've got a dream too. It involves time-travel and a rifle.
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A lot of people consider 9/11 to be a tragedy, and in some ways it is, but I think there's…
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First I took a crap on the hooker's chest, then I told her I'd pay her a thousand dollars to…
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A kid came up to me the other day and said, 'Hey, you're the guy on Scrubs!' Kid, I am…
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Best movie ever?! Come on, my appearance on Arrested Development had more dynamics, realism and feel to it than the…
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The fundamental law of the militia is, that it be created, directed and commanded by the laws, and ever for…
— John Adams
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What we really need is compassion of the mind - compassion for others that is directed intelligently and produces truly…
— Harry Browne
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America is a friend to the people of Iraq. Our demands are directed only at the regime that enslaves them…
— George W. Bush
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When a 'Life of Brian' comes out with Muhammad in the lead role, directed by an Arab equivalent of Theo…
— Ayaan Hirsi Ali
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War is not an exercise of the will directed at an inanimate matter.
— Carl von Clausewitz
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I believe that the way people live can be directed a little by architecture.
— Tadao Ando
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I believe, indeed, that overemphasis on the purely intellectual attitude, often directed solely to the practical and factual, in our…
— Albert Einstein
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Training is needed in order to love properly; and to be able to give happiness and joy, you must practice…
— Nhat Hanh
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Without initiation into the scientific spirit one is not in possession of the best tools humanity has so far devised…
— John Dewey
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To be governed is to be watched, inspected, spied upon, directed, law-ridden, regulated, penned up, indoctrinated, preached at, checked, appraised,…
— Pierre-Joseph Proudhon
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Number one, it is absolutely critical that we tone down the rhetoric when it comes to the immigration debate, because…
— Barack Obama
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A life directed chiefly toward the fulfillment of personal desires will sooner or later always lead to bitter disappointment.
— Albert Einstein
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