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- First I took a crap on the hooker's chest, then I told her I'd pay her a thousand dollars to eat it. She was addicted…
- I wouldn't say I'm bigger than Jesus. If I had to guess, I'd say probably, yeah, but as far as I know, the bible is…
- It's not that I think the Nazis were right, or anything. It's just that, we weren't there, we don't know.
- For me, acting in scenes with other people is like playing soccer with a bunch of legless five year olds. It's not really fair to…
- I really don't know why we need a whole month dedicated to blacks. It's not like they're the only ones that suffered. I mean, what…
- Well, I've thought about donating, but they get so many damn donations already. I read about one foundation that raised over 100 million dollars. Well…
- The thing about all these charities is that who sees where the money goes? I don't and you don't. For all I know, the president…
- I figure it this way - if a woman claims she didn't want me to fudge her, then you already know she's a liar. So…
- I think a big part of being a success is confidence. Just look at me, I know I'm successful, and I am.
- Whenever I'm feeling a bit down, I always visit the local children's hospital. Knowing that those cancer-kids wont be able to live long enough to…
- You know how they do that effect in movies, where they make it look like you have a twin, but it's really just the same…
- I know the Bible isn't real because it never once mentions me.
- I lot of people remember when that kid spray-painted my brand new Porsche for Punk'd. That was pretty funny. He got me pretty good. Of…
- You know, I've occasionally tried to watch other shows besides Scrubs, but comparing them is a bit like me competing in the special Olympics. Obviously…
- It really is fascinating stuff, and I've picked it up on Scrubs. Memorizing lines is at least as hard as studying a text book, I…
- I mean, I know thousands of people died and everything, but if it happened today, there's just no excuse. They'd be much safer inside a…
- When I was told they wanted the show to be about doctors, I was a bit reluctant to sign on, you know? I thought, why…
- I'm not saying eating babies should be legal, but when they're so delicious, what's the harm in it? I don't know what tastes better, their…
- I don't know why people were so upset with me. Prince got his own symbol. I just wanted to adopt the handicap symbol as my…
- Ya know, Hitler was this evil, evil man. But with the World Bank and Israel manipulating America, he might have been on to something...
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