"I know the Bible isn't real because it……" — Zach Braff
"I know the Bible isn't real because it never once mentions me."
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321 Quotes by Zach Braff
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I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot of people's lives.
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Ever since I was little it was programmed into me that London is where great theatre occurs and all the…
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Everyone has an idea that they think would be a great movie. Everyone has a cousin who they think you…
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I went to film school and wanted to learn everything there was about making movies.
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Once both gay marriage and marijuana are finally legal, those of you against them are not invited to the really…
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I always liked the story of Noah's Ark and the idea of starting anew by rescuing the things you like…
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I was stuck in traffic one day and just kinda thought it would be funny to masturbate. It was sunny…
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Yea, I've got a dream too. It involves time-travel and a rifle.
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A lot of people consider 9/11 to be a tragedy, and in some ways it is, but I think there's…
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First I took a crap on the hooker's chest, then I told her I'd pay her a thousand dollars to…
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A kid came up to me the other day and said, 'Hey, you're the guy on Scrubs!' Kid, I am…
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Best movie ever?! Come on, my appearance on Arrested Development had more dynamics, realism and feel to it than the…
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More Bible Quotes
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I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education.
— Tallulah Bankhead
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Energy, like the biblical grain of the mustard-seed, will remove mountains.
— Hosea Ballou
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Some quality performances and movies have a chance to be rewarded, but it's not like it's a bible.
— Javier Bardem
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It does not require great learning to be a Christian and be convinced of the truth of the Bible. It…
— Albert Barnes
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Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any…
— John Adams
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The highest glory of the American Revolution was this: it connected in one indissoluble bond the principles of civil government…
— John Quincy Adams
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I would point out that if you're a believer in the Bible, one would have to say the Great Flood…
— Joe Barton
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The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit…
— Brendan Behan
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The fundamental story arc of the Bible is God is passionate about rescuing this world, restoring it, renewing it.
— Rob Bell
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Both read the Bible day and night, but thou read black where I read white.
— William Blake
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My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to…
— Elayne Boosler
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If you ask three people what it means to be Christian, you will get three different answers. Some feel being…
— Dan Brown
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