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One Quotes by Zach Braff
- I was stuck in traffic one day and just kinda thought it would be funny to masturbate. It was sunny and clear out, so I…
- First I took a crap on the hooker's chest, then I told her I'd pay her a thousand dollars to eat it. She was addicted…
- I remember once I went to go see a movie, and in front of me in line there was a little boy who looked so…
- Well, I've thought about donating, but they get so many damn donations already. I read about one foundation that raised over 100 million dollars. Well…
- Oh I love children, but I could never eat a whole one.
- The thing about all these charities is that who sees where the money goes? I don't and you don't. For all I know, the president…
- Well it's not that I HATE them, but honestly if I saw two homeless people begging for money, one white and one black, and I…
- Working on 'Scrubs' made me feel guilty because I realized that if I had decided to become an actual doctor, instead of just playing one,…
- I love signing autographs! Sometimes, when people ask me for one, I keep the photo for myself and frame it. It's a Win-Win situation really;…
- I mean, I know thousands of people died and everything, but if it happened today, there's just no excuse. They'd be much safer inside a…
- Everyday I question myself. I look in the mirror, or read one of my scripts, or I reflect on my acting and I say to…
- Compared to my talents, Whoopi Goldberg is like one of those fake plastic Buddhas you get at dollar stores. I mean really, I fail to…
- My dog has a cough. If you've never seen a dog with a cough, I recommend trying to find one. It's hilarious.
- One time I considered making a video game about my life where people control a character called 'Zach Braff' and run around being awesome. Then…
- In my opinion, one of the biggest drawbacks about Sergio Leone films are the scores composed by Ennio Morricone. If [Leone] were as talented as…
- Bigger than the Beatles? Well, how many grammys did they win? Exactly, none, yet I have one, and I've never even released a CD.
- You know I was just taking a dump one day, and then as I sat there I realized, I really do deserve better.
- Lots of people were giving me flak when I made the deal to do the very last season of Scrubs for $350,000 an episode. When…
- You don't need an alarm clock when you sleep with 20 models a night, one of those broads'll figure out that they better make breakfast…
- I never really understood all the hype, until I got one of my own.
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