"I'm not lazy, I drive everywhere myself, the……" — Zach Braff
"I'm not lazy, I drive everywhere myself, the dog could've learned something from me."
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321 Quotes by Zach Braff
Zach Braff has 321 quotes on this site.
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I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot of people's lives.
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Ever since I was little it was programmed into me that London is where great theatre occurs and all the…
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Everyone has an idea that they think would be a great movie. Everyone has a cousin who they think you…
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I went to film school and wanted to learn everything there was about making movies.
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Once both gay marriage and marijuana are finally legal, those of you against them are not invited to the really…
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I always liked the story of Noah's Ark and the idea of starting anew by rescuing the things you like…
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I was stuck in traffic one day and just kinda thought it would be funny to masturbate. It was sunny…
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Yea, I've got a dream too. It involves time-travel and a rifle.
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A lot of people consider 9/11 to be a tragedy, and in some ways it is, but I think there's…
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First I took a crap on the hooker's chest, then I told her I'd pay her a thousand dollars to…
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A kid came up to me the other day and said, 'Hey, you're the guy on Scrubs!' Kid, I am…
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Best movie ever?! Come on, my appearance on Arrested Development had more dynamics, realism and feel to it than the…
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More Dog Quotes
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one of 3,732 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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In times of joy, all of us wished we possessed a tail we could wag.
— Wystan Hugh Auden
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Life is life - whether in a cat, or dog or man. There is no difference there between a cat…
— Sri Aurobindo
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Truth is a good dog; but always beware of barking too close to the heels of an error, lest you…
— Francis Bacon
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Cats are very independent animals. They're very sexy, if you want. Dogs are different. They're familiar. They're obedient. You call…
— Antonio Banderas
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If you call a cat, he may not come. Which doesn't happen with dogs. They're different types of animals. Cats…
— Antonio Banderas
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When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
— Edward Abbey
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We have to convince the people of Bucharest, who are dog lovers, to treat dogs like they treat their children…
— Brigitte Bardot
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I can tell you that I'd rather be kissed by my dogs than by some people I've known.
— Bob Barker
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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise…
— Dave Barry
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There's a tremendous difference between alone and lonely. You could be lonely in a group of people. I like being…
— Drew Barrymore
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Does not the gratitude of the dog put to shame any man who is ungrateful to his benefactors?
— Saint Basil
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Oh, love will make a dog howl in rhyme.
— Francis Beaumont
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