"I certainly do not consider myself the next……" — Zach Braff
"I certainly do not consider myself the next Jesus. I'd say he was more of a precursor to Zach Braff."
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321 Quotes by Zach Braff
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I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot of people's lives.
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Ever since I was little it was programmed into me that London is where great theatre occurs and all the…
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Everyone has an idea that they think would be a great movie. Everyone has a cousin who they think you…
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I went to film school and wanted to learn everything there was about making movies.
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Once both gay marriage and marijuana are finally legal, those of you against them are not invited to the really…
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I always liked the story of Noah's Ark and the idea of starting anew by rescuing the things you like…
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I was stuck in traffic one day and just kinda thought it would be funny to masturbate. It was sunny…
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Yea, I've got a dream too. It involves time-travel and a rifle.
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A lot of people consider 9/11 to be a tragedy, and in some ways it is, but I think there's…
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First I took a crap on the hooker's chest, then I told her I'd pay her a thousand dollars to…
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A kid came up to me the other day and said, 'Hey, you're the guy on Scrubs!' Kid, I am…
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Best movie ever?! Come on, my appearance on Arrested Development had more dynamics, realism and feel to it than the…
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Dude, writing, acting and directing are such easy jobs. But to do them all as awesomely as Zach Braff does,…
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I had a dream once. I wanted to do a line of cocaine off a hooker's ass. That's when I…
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Everyday I question myself. I look in the mirror, or read one of my scripts, or I reflect on my…
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People often ask me when there's going to be a Mrs. Zach Braff. It's a confusing question sometimes because many…
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One time I considered making a video game about my life where people control a character called 'Zach Braff' and…
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In my opinion, one of the biggest drawbacks about Sergio Leone films are the scores composed by Ennio Morricone. If…
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I can't watch the news anymore. They have their priorities all out of whack. All I see is Natalee Holloway…
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Let's face it, it's only called Scrubs because I'm saving 'Zach Braff' for my autobiography.
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I definitely try to play a common man in my roles so people can identify with my characters, but the…
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You know, I think there should be a Zach Braff Day. We could have it on December 25th and then…
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My co-stars aren't bad actors, but they're no Zach Braff.
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I tried it a few times but didn't see the point. I'm Zach Braff. What the fudge do I need…
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