All Zach Braff Quotes
- The only real difference between hookers, stippers, sluts and regualar women how many times you can hit them before they cry. Hookers can really take… Cry
- I certainly do not consider myself the next Jesus. I'd say he was more of a precursor to Zach Braff. Braff
- I'm not saying eating babies should be legal, but when they're so delicious, what's the harm in it? I don't know what tastes better, their… Babies
- I've always preferred Marvel over DC. I just relate to their characters better. I mean look at Wolverine, at first he was just a bit… Always Preferred
- It's really hard to find parts that challenge me as an actor these days. At this point in my career, I feel like I can… Actor
- Its not that I'm in love with myself, I'm just trying to pick up everyone else's slack. Everyone
- It's... it's such a weird thing. After Garden State, so many companies wanted to make my movies, and after The Last Kiss, I realized people… Chubby
- People often ask me when there's going to be a Mrs. Zach Braff. It's a confusing question sometimes because many people don't realize that my… Ask
- People compared Garden State to the Graduate, but when was the last time you saw Dustin Hoffman doing what I do? Compared
- I don't even like the show that much, I mean, it's about doctors. It's not like doctors are as important as actors anyway, I bet… Acting
- People have always wondered what my opinion on Stevie Wonder is. I say if he's so great how come he can't see? I mean, God… Always Wondered
- Actually, I stopped looking at myself in the mirror years ago. I wasn't making it to work on time. Ago
- Sometimes, I go to Barnes & Noble with the sole intention of moving all copies of the bible to the fiction section. All
- Sure, it was terrible and all, but you have to ask yourself: If the whole city was flooded, why couldn't they just swim to safety? All
- Compared to my talents, Whoopi Goldberg is like one of those fake plastic Buddhas you get at dollar stores. I mean really, I fail to… Buddhas
- Most people just aren't grateful for the lives they have, and it really saddens me. For instance, I said 'hello' to a man the other… Day
- I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs. Arabs
- I'd like to think that my scripts are more significant than maybe the Bible or the book that the Jews use, whatever it's called. And… Bible
- I don't know why people were so upset with me. Prince got his own symbol. I just wanted to adopt the handicap symbol as my… Adopt
- I've always tried to learn from the greats: Orson Welles, Humphrey Bogart, Ghandi, Buddha, Jesus... it's just that there's this tremendous pressure to correct all… All
- To say I live a cursed life is an understatement. I have to get up every day and work with people who are not as… Cursed
- I think we have to acknowledge that people are different and succeed at different things, first of all. Men are better than women at some… Acknowledge
- My dog has a cough. If you've never seen a dog with a cough, I recommend trying to find one. It's hilarious. Cough
- Oh sure, I have a few black people in my family tree. They're probably still hanging there. Black
- I don't like the term 'black people', I find it demeaning to those of us that actually qualify as 'people'. Black