All Zach Braff Quotes
- I know that [Mike] Tyson talked about wanting to eat his opponent's children, but I don't think he ever had the balls to do it.… All
- Turning water to wine? I mean c'mon, that's stupid. They should have let me write the bible. Bible
- I've had to remove all mirrors from my home. I just can't seem to look at myself without having to buff the bishop, you know? All
- I find it hard to believe that so many people doubt the existence of God. I mean, seriously, I'm here, so is it such a… All
- Probably the most memorable even of my life is when I was born. It really made me who I am. If I die, I hope… Born
- I definitely try to play a common man in my roles so people can identify with my characters, but the truth of the matter is… Better
- I wouldn't call myself a modern Shakespeare, but Shakespeare was probably to his generation what I am to mine. Call
- It depresses me when people expect me to be like the characters I play on film. I'm not some whiny loser punk, I'm a man's… Character
- You don't need an alarm clock when you sleep with 20 models a night, one of those broads'll figure out that they better make breakfast… Alarm
- You want to know the secret of my success? Let me tell you about eugenics... Eugenics
- I actually did ponder doing the Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie thing and get a kid from Ethiopia. But you know, I already have an ashtray. Angelina
- Now that 'Scrubs' is over, people seem to feel more comfortable telling me that I was a total douche to them for the past 8… Comfortable
- People always tell me I should run for president, but I don't think they'd give me enough time off to make my films. Always Tell
- The problem with doing commercials is that the only thing good enough for me to sell is myself, and I stopped doing that once I… Coke
- When I think about the holidays, I think about the Salvation Army guys ringing bells in front of stores. They're always so nice to you… Always Willing
- I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog Blacks
- I'm not lazy, I drive everywhere myself, the dog could've learned something from me. Dog
- People keep asking me whether I'm going to vote for Obama or McCain in the election. But I'm like, why bother? There will never be… Another Leader
- I never looked at bread the same way again Bread
- When you win your first Grammy, it's true, you really want to thank all the little people. All