All Zach Braff Quotes
- I like the punch beggers and panhandlers when they ask me for change. I feel like I am doing my part to clean up the… Ask
- Seriously, when's the last time you saw me wear shorts? Last
- I mean, what's eleven million people now days? Days
- Of course killing people is 'wrong', but I think history shows that sometimes it serves the greater good. Course
- I had a dream once. I wanted to do a line of cocaine off a hooker's ass. That's when I realized, 'Hey, I'm freakin' Zach… Ass
- Yeah i saw An Inconvenient Truth, and i dont want to say it was preachy but let's not kid ourselves, i've got far more important… Dont
- I did theater for a few years while I was in New York, but it was tough having to perform scripts worse than what I… Few
- I've turned down a lot of proposed scripts for Scrubs episodes, mainly ones with AIDs patients. It sickens me, really. If you don't want AIDs,… African
- It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses. Horse
- You know, I've occasionally tried to watch other shows besides Scrubs, but comparing them is a bit like me competing in the special Olympics. Obviously… Besides
- Sometimes you just gotta use what God gave you to the best of your abilities. Abilities
- It really is fascinating stuff, and I've picked it up on Scrubs. Memorizing lines is at least as hard as studying a text book, I… Book
- I mean, I know thousands of people died and everything, but if it happened today, there's just no excuse. They'd be much safer inside a… Alive
- I was originally set to star in 'The Bourne Identity,' but I found it too difficult to even pretend to forget who I was. Bourne
- Everyday I question myself. I look in the mirror, or read one of my scripts, or I reflect on my acting and I say to… Acting
- Hitler had the right idea. He was just an underachiever. Funny
- I'm not actually an arrogant guy. It's just that, truthfully, nobody else can really compare to me. Arrogant
- When I was told they wanted the show to be about doctors, I was a bit reluctant to sign on, you know? I thought, why… Bit
- If you're dumb enough to volunteer for the army, I don't see why we're supposed to feel so bad when you get shot. I'm not… Army
- Yea, I had a dream too. Looks like mine came true. Came