All Zach Braff Quotes
- I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog Blacks
- I'm not lazy, I drive everywhere myself, the dog could've learned something from me. Dog
- People keep asking me whether I'm going to vote for Obama or McCain in the election. But I'm like, why bother? There will never be… Another Leader
- I never looked at bread the same way again Bread
- When you win your first Grammy, it's true, you really want to thank all the little people. All
- I never go easy on kids when I play board games. The sooner they learn what the consequence of entering a competition is, the better.… Adult
- You know, I think there should be a Zach Braff Day. We could have it on December 25th and then people can decide whether they… Ask
- My co-stars aren't bad actors, but they're no Zach Braff. Actors
- When I let some girl take me in her mouth I think this is what Jesus must feel like during communion. Communion
- Without me, Scrubs would be worse than the holocaust. But with me in it, it's turned into the lolocaust. Holocaust
- I never really understood all the hype, until I got one of my own. All
- It's funny when I read the tabloids and they're reporting on only a fraction of the life I'm leading. Fraction
- It raises several serious questions. For example, how can there possibly be more than one person as awesome as me? Awesome
- I mean, so what if it's a little dangerous? A one-armed kid is comedy gold. Armed
- My favorite meal? It has to be furburgers everyday in the morning. Everyday
- I think they're bogus, honestly. How utter garbage like Crash and Million Dollar Baby can win best picture, where true works of art such as… America
- After all meat is meat. I don't understand why so many people are bithing about it. It's very healthy and contains lots of vitamins All
- Now, I'm not going to be misquoted on this like I have numerous times before, so I'll be quite clear. I've never said hitler was… Clear
- It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world… All
- Well I don't like to think too far ahead because it scares me a little to think of what this world will come to after… Able
- Women are like parking spots, the best ones are handicapped. Best
- I heard about the Dalai Lama, you know and I thought to myself, why not me? Dalai
- When you're the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there's no one to call you on it. On Garden… Call
- Actually when I gave out the script, I gave it with a CD of all the music I wanted to put in the movie, and… All
- They say that guys who like chick flicks tend to do a little better with the ladies. Well, I INVENTED the chick flick, so you… Better