All Zach Braff Quotes
- I stand stark naked in front of the mirror and gaze directly into my own eyes. I utter 'Good morning, handsome' and my lips quiver… Actually Touch
- I don't think that other races are inferior, I just think that there's something special about white people. Sometimes, when I think about all the… Accomplished
- The biggest problem I had with starring in Scrubs were the black doctors. I just had to keep telling myself this show was satire. Biggest
- I feel really bad for everyone who died on 9/11. Not just the people in the World Trade Center, Pentagon, or Flight 93, but all… All
- The thing about all these charities is that who sees where the money goes? I don't and you don't. For all I know, the president… All
- Am I really gonna deny someone the opportunity of a lifetime just because they met me 5 easters early? Deny
- Well it's not that I HATE them, but honestly if I saw two homeless people begging for money, one white and one black, and I… Begging
- I'm pretty sure Africa was made up by the media to scare people. I mean, I've never seen it. Have you? I didn't think so. Africa
- I like to drop in on people who picked on me in high school or whatever, just out of the blue, and chat with them… Bathroom
- I figure it this way - if a woman claims she didn't want me to fudge her, then you already know she's a liar. So… Already Know
- I mean, personally, I would have had no problem surviving. Come on, how hard is it to swim? Hard
- Working on 'Scrubs' made me feel guilty because I realized that if I had decided to become an actual doctor, instead of just playing one,… Actual
- I mean, I understand that because they're disadvantaged that they deserve their own parking spots, but do they have to make them so wide? I… Allowed
- Retarded kids are the best. When they ask for an autograph I just fake sign a picture and tell them that it's in invisible ink… Ask
- Yeah, the gay pride movement is precious and all, but I think it's about time we asked ourselves what gay people really have to offer… All
- I think a big part of being a success is confidence. Just look at me, I know I'm successful, and I am. Big
- Every time I see a child walking down the street I like to trip them. While they look for their missing teeth, I personally remind… Better
- I love signing autographs! Sometimes, when people ask me for one, I keep the photo for myself and frame it. It's a Win-Win situation really;… Another Portrait
- Don't get me started on cold toilet seats. Cold
- Whenever I'm feeling a bit down, I always visit the local children's hospital. Knowing that those cancer-kids wont be able to live long enough to… Able