All Zach Braff Quotes
- To say I live a cursed life is an understatement. I have to get up every day and work with people who are not as… Cursed
- I think we have to acknowledge that people are different and succeed at different things, first of all. Men are better than women at some… Acknowledge
- My dog has a cough. If you've never seen a dog with a cough, I recommend trying to find one. It's hilarious. Cough
- Oh sure, I have a few black people in my family tree. They're probably still hanging there. Black
- I don't like the term 'black people', I find it demeaning to those of us that actually qualify as 'people'. Black
- I think the [New England] Patriots' season should have an asterisk next to it because everything they're accomplishing is against teams coached by people other… Accomplishing
- One time I considered making a video game about my life where people control a character called 'Zach Braff' and run around being awesome. Then… Anyone
- My job as an actor has inspired generations of children to become doctors. My job as a writer has opened up the minds of millions.… Actor
- When I was little I always wanted to drive a train. That, and become a baker. Always Wanted
- I was excited about The Dark Knight until Heath Ledger gave away the ending, Batman always wins. Always Wins
- Prohibition didn't work, so why should emancipation work? I think we should just stick with a system that has proven to be effective. Effective
- Sometimes I regret not being Catholic. I think I'd make a pretty good saint. Catholic
- If Democrats want to start winning elections in this country, they're going to have to start connecting with voters as well as I connect with… Connect
- I really do take more vacations than the president. You can quote me on that. Inspirational
- I've always wanted to have kids of my own, it's just tough finding a woman I wouldn't be wasting my DNA on. Always Wanted
- I once looked in the mirror at myself and noticed that, without a doubt, I am a sexy man. In fact, I don't think I'll… Catch
- In my opinion, one of the biggest drawbacks about Sergio Leone films are the scores composed by Ennio Morricone. If [Leone] were as talented as… Biggest
- Ya know, Hitler was this evil, evil man. But with the World Bank and Israel manipulating America, he might have been on to something... America
- I never taught a blind/deaf chick to read, but somehow I've managed to turn Scrubs into a watchable show. That may not sound like much,… Ask
- If we've learned anything, it's that the combination of yellow smiley faces and blue polyester vests are irresistible to the inbred. Blue