Catch Quotes

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If my forgeries looked as bad as the CBS documents, it would have been 'Catch Me In Two Days'. — Frank Abagnale
Basketball is like war in that offensive weapons are developed first, and it always takes a while for the defense to catch up. — Red Auerbach
There is a way to look at the past. Don't hide from it. It will not catch you if you don't repeat it. — Pearl Bailey
The catch phrase for the day is 'Do an act of kindness. Help one person smile.' — Harvey Ball
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. — Dave Barry
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. — Dave Barry
You cannot be happy with your family while being personally unhappy with your work. It's a Catch-22 kind of thing. — Mikhail Baryshnikov
To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job. — Simone de Beauvoir
Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they are going to catch you in next. — Henry Ward Beecher
Dog - a kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship. — Ambrose Bierce
My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares.… — Erma Bombeck
I just like to catch fish, I don't care if it weighs half a pound or 10 pounds. But I can't do a lot of… — Terry Bradshaw
If your sister is in a tearing hurry to go out and cannot catch your eye, she's wearing your best sweater. — Pam Brown
'Stress' was the catch-all every pamper-pedlar I spoke to used to explain why healthy women feel the need to be regularly patted, petted and preened… — Julie Burchill
I've sat looking down into a volcano that could blow at any moment; I've helped catch a shark and several rattlesnakes; I let a tarantula… — Alan Alda
Some men love truth so much that they seem to be in continual fear lest she should catch a cold on overexposure. — Samuel Butler
I try to do something the audience might not have seen before. Like if I'm gonna kiss a girl I wanna kiss her like a… — Jim Carrey
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. — Johnny Carson
A friend told me about the casting notice for 'Queer Eye.' I was in Chicago and I had a contract with 'Esquire' magazine, so had… — Ted Allen
This is a moment in history where it is almost hard to catch your breath. — Hillary Clinton

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