Catch Quotes
2066 quotes by 1604 authors
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If my forgeries looked as bad as the CBS documents, it would have been 'Catch Me In Two Days'.
— Frank Abagnale
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Basketball is like war in that offensive weapons are developed first, and it always takes a while for the defense to catch up.
— Red Auerbach
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There is a way to look at the past. Don't hide from it. It will not catch you if you don't repeat it.
— Pearl Bailey
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The catch phrase for the day is 'Do an act of kindness. Help one person smile.'
— Harvey Ball
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
— Dave Barry
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
— Dave Barry
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You cannot be happy with your family while being personally unhappy with your work. It's a Catch-22 kind of thing.
— Mikhail Baryshnikov
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To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job.
— Simone de Beauvoir
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Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they are going to catch you in next.
— Henry Ward Beecher
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Dog - a kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship.
— Ambrose Bierce
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares.…
— Erma Bombeck
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I just like to catch fish, I don't care if it weighs half a pound or 10 pounds. But I can't do a lot of…
— Terry Bradshaw
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If your sister is in a tearing hurry to go out and cannot catch your eye, she's wearing your best sweater.
— Pam Brown
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'Stress' was the catch-all every pamper-pedlar I spoke to used to explain why healthy women feel the need to be regularly patted, petted and preened…
— Julie Burchill
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I've sat looking down into a volcano that could blow at any moment; I've helped catch a shark and several rattlesnakes; I let a tarantula…
— Alan Alda
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Some men love truth so much that they seem to be in continual fear lest she should catch a cold on overexposure.
— Samuel Butler
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I try to do something the audience might not have seen before. Like if I'm gonna kiss a girl I wanna kiss her like a…
— Jim Carrey
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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
— Johnny Carson
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A friend told me about the casting notice for 'Queer Eye.' I was in Chicago and I had a contract with 'Esquire' magazine, so had…
— Ted Allen
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This is a moment in history where it is almost hard to catch your breath.
— Hillary Clinton
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