All Zach Braff Quotes
- It blows my mind that there are people out there who deny the holocaust. Why would you ever deny such a great achievement. It's like… Achievement
- You know how they do that effect in movies, where they make it look like you have a twin, but it's really just the same… Actor
- I love the holiday season, almost as much as I love touching myself in front of orphans. Front
- Dude, writing, acting and directing are such easy jobs. But to do them all as awesomely as Zach Braff does, well that... that's something. Acting
- So I was at the gas station the other day, and I saw that there was braille on the pumps. I don't see how they… Blind
- I know the Bible isn't real because it never once mentions me. Bible
- Yeah, I've banged some female costars. I swore I'd never tell their names, so instead I'll present some anagrams: Sahar Clahke and Haether Gharam. Anagrams
- Yeah i thought about making the character of JD gay... But then i thought, but what about all the poor girls dreams you'll be crushing All
- I use the N word almost daily. It reminds me that I'm successful Almost Daily
- I lot of people remember when that kid spray-painted my brand new Porsche for Punk'd. That was pretty funny. He got me pretty good. Of… Bedroom
- I don't have anything against this Jesus guy, but has he written, directed, and starred in his own movie? Directed
- I like to think of myself as the Chris Benoit of the movie industry, capable of taking any picture and carrying it to box-office success.… Any
- I mean, I understand that Scrubs was my big break, but sooner or later you have to move on. I've already directed a movie, which… Actor
- Some people just can't handle that they will never be a better actor than me Actor
- If a benevolent God exists, so does reincarnation. He wouldn't send me here just once. Benevolent
- I don't get why arabs are so pissed off at us. I mean they have enough oil for all of them to drive a hummer… All
- I don't belive Oprah's sexual abuse stories, I mean who would take a black girl when there are plenty of white? Abuse
- I'm not gay, but I'm still the kind of guy where, even though you have no chance, they still want to hang around me so… Chance
- Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's… Bodies
- It's always weird being the only white person in a group. It feels like everyone's looking to me for guidance. Always Weird