All Zach Braff Quotes
- I'm sick of people saying I hate blacks, women, and gays. It's false and slanderous. Everyone who knows me knows I hate the Chinese. Blacks
- I was originally casted to be in the Superman movie but I read the script and realized that it was mysteriously similar to my screenplay… Braff
- They don't know I'm staring, what does it matter if I keep on doing it? Doe
- I know I probably should be sad about my mother's cancer... but she still hasn't seen The Last Kiss, you know? Cancer
- Put God and me in a cage, what do you think who will win. God, because I created him. Cage
- If it were up to me, it'd be outlawed. I mean, come on. Zach Braff was born streamlined, and that's how it should stay! Born
- Honestly, the only way Garden State could have been better was if I played every character. I'm awesome. Awesome
- The only women I publicly date are those who have a higher IMDB rating than me. Date
- Yeah, I saw the guy running out of the building carrying a rifle, I just didn't say anything to the cops because I was so… Building
- I can't say I agree with something that takes the focus away from me. Agree
- If global warming is such a bad thing, then why is it taking out all of mankind's competitors? It just seems to me that the… All
- When I played the Shins, I changed someone's life. When I play Belle and Sebastian in a pivotal scene in my next movie...well, let's just… All
- I don't think restaurants should refuse to serve minority people. They are quite tasty when prepared correctly. Correctly
- She can't say no if she's unconscious. Funny
- There's a lot of gray area in the law. Who can say, without a doubt, that I was in the wrong? Area
- I find my movie props in my neighbors houses. Find
- I don't think it's that bad, I mean, I love people following me around and helping me do stuff. Bad
- People are always saying bad things about them, but really they think they're just trying to clean up our planet. I'm not saying it's right… All
- I've been doing som jogging at home recently and every time I try the distance I end up beating his time with like three or… Beating
- I believe the general consensus is the bigger it is, the more women flock to you. I guess its a good thing mine is HUGE! Believe
- Yea, he's alright...but he's no Zach Braff. Alright
- Sure, they are the future of our world. Nike and Reebok need more factory workers every day. Day
- I blame Walt Disney; well he has to find voice actors better than me somehow doesn't he? Actors
- People ask me, 'Did the fame come too fast? Do you ever wish for your old life?' I always tell them that there's nothing on… Always Tell
- It's not that George Bush doesn't care about black people, god made hurricanes, not people who can't swim. Black