"She can't say no if she's unconscious." — Zach Braff

"She can't say no if she's unconscious."

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321 Quotes by Zach Braff

Zach Braff has 321 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot of people's lives.
Ever since I was little it was programmed into me that London is where great theatre occurs and all the…
Everyone has an idea that they think would be a great movie. Everyone has a cousin who they think you…
I went to film school and wanted to learn everything there was about making movies.
Once both gay marriage and marijuana are finally legal, those of you against them are not invited to the really…
I always liked the story of Noah's Ark and the idea of starting anew by rescuing the things you like…
I was stuck in traffic one day and just kinda thought it would be funny to masturbate. It was sunny…
Yea, I've got a dream too. It involves time-travel and a rifle.
A lot of people consider 9/11 to be a tragedy, and in some ways it is, but I think there's…
First I took a crap on the hooker's chest, then I told her I'd pay her a thousand dollars to…
A kid came up to me the other day and said, 'Hey, you're the guy on Scrubs!' Kid, I am…
Best movie ever?! Come on, my appearance on Arrested Development had more dynamics, realism and feel to it than the…

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To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would… — Hannah Arendt
These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin

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